Untrue Facts

I was just throwing away a load of rubbish in our office when I found these 'Untrue Facts' which I used to do on my radio show. I thought others may be amused by them..

Untrue Facts About Foxes

* A fox is what happens when a dog kisses a cat

* Foxes appear red to our eyes but if you think about it, no animal is red, so they must be brown.

* The original Basil Brush puppet was made from a real fox but was abandoned for a fabric hand puppet after a child was struck in the eye by it's sharp false teeth.

* A fox's bushy tail is used by the fox to clear out its den, and also to make it more attractive to hunters.

* All foxes are not sly, in fact they are well known in the woodlands for their honesty and liberal thinking, not like those damn badgers!