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In response to the challenge set on the Serenity Boards....here it is.
Dead Bessie - Foetal Detective
When one of the 3100 Justin Timberlake clones escaped from the All Worlds Institute For White Boy Funk, he stowed away on a passenger freighter headed for the Space Bazaar on a tiny planet named Parliament. There he hid from the feds inside a freak show tent, where he found a deformed cow foetus. That foetus began to send psychic waves to young Justin383, and pleaded with him to help her escape from the indignity of the freak show and embark on her true destiny – solving crime.
Follow Dead Bessie (voiced by Dame Judi Dench) and her sidekick Justin383 (Alan Tudyk) on their adventures across time and space, but mostly space. This fall, only on Fox.
Episode 1 – Destiny, Thy Name Is Justin383
The season opener will feature guest appearances from Albert Finney, Sir Ian McKellen and Paula Abdul. See how their adventures all began, in this feature length pilot. Justin383 escapes from the Institute on a passenger ship piloted by an old English pirate (McKellen). Hotly pursued by his evil creator, Usher (Finney), Justin383 disguises himself as a crate of wool and is delivered to the Space Bazaar on Parliament, the funkiest planet of them all. Paula Abdul stars as ‘Galley Wench’.
Episode 2 – Eeny Meeny Miny…Dead!
Bessie and Justin investigate the murder of a high profile councillor who was due to be subpeoned in a trade dispute. Hilarity ensues. Guest appearance by James Earl Jones as ‘Funky Pope’.
Episode 3 – Monkey See, Monkey Shoot!
A Jazz bassoonist is shot five minutes before a concert, seemingly by his own pet capuchin, Billy. Bessie and Justin investigate who may have taught Billy to pull the trigger, and why a famous monkey trainer would have taken out a ten billion credit life insurance policy on the bassoonist only hours before. Guest starring Joss Whedon as the bassoonist, Sarah Michelle Gellar as the monkey trainer, and Chris Buchanan as ‘Billy’.
Dead Bessie - Foetal Detective
When one of the 3100 Justin Timberlake clones escaped from the All Worlds Institute For White Boy Funk, he stowed away on a passenger freighter headed for the Space Bazaar on a tiny planet named Parliament. There he hid from the feds inside a freak show tent, where he found a deformed cow foetus. That foetus began to send psychic waves to young Justin383, and pleaded with him to help her escape from the indignity of the freak show and embark on her true destiny – solving crime.
Follow Dead Bessie (voiced by Dame Judi Dench) and her sidekick Justin383 (Alan Tudyk) on their adventures across time and space, but mostly space. This fall, only on Fox.
Episode 1 – Destiny, Thy Name Is Justin383
The season opener will feature guest appearances from Albert Finney, Sir Ian McKellen and Paula Abdul. See how their adventures all began, in this feature length pilot. Justin383 escapes from the Institute on a passenger ship piloted by an old English pirate (McKellen). Hotly pursued by his evil creator, Usher (Finney), Justin383 disguises himself as a crate of wool and is delivered to the Space Bazaar on Parliament, the funkiest planet of them all. Paula Abdul stars as ‘Galley Wench’.
Episode 2 – Eeny Meeny Miny…Dead!
Bessie and Justin investigate the murder of a high profile councillor who was due to be subpeoned in a trade dispute. Hilarity ensues. Guest appearance by James Earl Jones as ‘Funky Pope’.
Episode 3 – Monkey See, Monkey Shoot!
A Jazz bassoonist is shot five minutes before a concert, seemingly by his own pet capuchin, Billy. Bessie and Justin investigate who may have taught Billy to pull the trigger, and why a famous monkey trainer would have taken out a ten billion credit life insurance policy on the bassoonist only hours before. Guest starring Joss Whedon as the bassoonist, Sarah Michelle Gellar as the monkey trainer, and Chris Buchanan as ‘Billy’.
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