doubleshiny : Hi!
WiktorWiktor : Er, hi?
WiktorWiktor : Do I know you?
doubleshiny : Not exactly, but I have seen Star Trek three times
WiktorWiktor : Okay, well I
doubleshiny : and I thought you were the best bit!
WiktorWiktor : Really? For serious? Wow, that's awesome, tell me more
doubleshiny : You are easily the most talented. I thought that about Terminator 2
WiktorWiktor : I wasn't in Terminator 2
doubleshiny : I mean, I thought that about Terminator ASWELL
WiktorWiktor : Oh cool. Are you like a movie critic?
doubleshiny: Well I have my own website.
WiktorWiktor : OMG really?? I can't believe I almost reported you to AOL for harrassment
doubleshiny: Yeah...what?
WiktorWiktor : So, you like what you see on camera? I'm pretty cute, yes?
doubleshiny : Yes, you're the most handsome. More handsome than Christian Bale
WiktorWiktor : I know right?? He was nasty to me. He yelled at me on the set.
doubleshiny: really? Was he mean?
WiktorWiktor : Yeah, I was playing Pokemon Pearl and I had my headphones in, and I dunno, I guess I wandered into his shot or something. I managed to blame it on some cinematographer guy and got away with it, but afterwards, Christian came to my trailer and hit me with a pineapple
doubleshiny : a pineapple? why?
WiktorWiktor : It's just his thing. It really hurt, and I cried, but I didn't get them to call my mom or anything cos that's a kid thing to do and I'm like, 20.
doubleshiny : you're very brave and courageous.
WiktorWiktor : Thanks! Hey do you live in LA?
doubleshiny : No, I live in England, it's not like LA, but I am coming to Comic-Con this year
WiktorWiktor : OMG me too!! We should totally go out on a date. I don't really get to meet that many girls cos I have to be in by 11pm. You wanna go to the aqriaum?
WiktorWiktor : I mean akwwaryum
WiktorWiktor : You know, the fish place
doubleshiny: Oh yeah, I love aquariums!
WiktorWiktor : Great! Hey you are a girl aren't you? Cos I'll tell you who isn't - Kellan Lutz.
doubleshiny : I am a girl. I have blocked Kellan Lutz because of a video he sent me.
WiktorWiktor : Me too, that video made me cry. I have to go cos I only get one hour of computer time on school nights, see you soon! x x x x x x
doubleshiny : bye!
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