Pointless Questions Meme

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1)      The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
I want it to be my brother but it never is. It’s usually someone who wants me to do something that I don’t want to do.

2) When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Me and my mum have a deal, if I return the trolley I can have the pound for sweets.

3) In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
It depends how drunk I am. I’m a great listener when I’m drunk because in my head I’m planning what I would do if I woke up with super powers.

4) Do you take compliments well?
Not really. Though I don’t get much practise.

5) What super power would you love to have?
I would love to have teleportation. It would also be good for the earth because my carbon footprint would be zero.

6) If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Absolutely, I have read a book about survival and know how to make shelters and which mushrooms to eat (all of them).

7) Do you like to ride horses?
Yes I do. I learned to ride a horse a long time ago, it’s a necessary skill in case all world’s transport systems suddenly and inexplicably failed.

8) Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went camping once with the playscheme for a week, and it was rubbish. A girl’s sleeping bag got wet and I had to give her mine – how is that fair? I had to share a one person sleeping bag with my friend Michelle Williams for three nights. Needless to say we don’t speak of it anymore.

9) What was your favourite game as a kid?
The game Hotel which is like Monopoly, but for people who are billionaires. My family used to play it with frightening regularity, and although it was a realistic game, none of us have actually owned a hotel since.

10) If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he was married, would you go for it?
I have a graph which explains my feelings on this subject.

 

 

11) Have you lied to get out of a date?
Absolutely, you just hurt their feelings if you don’t.

12) Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I have a graph which explains my feelings on this subject.

 

13) What was the last thing you saw on TV?

The Supernatural Season 1 finale. (I’m a little behind).


14) Use three words to describe yourself
Not enough words.

15) Do you play any instruments?

I play the accordion and the guitar, but not at the same time.
 
16) Are you continuing your education?
In a manner of speaking – I am going on lots of courses because there is usually a free lunch and sometimes we get to go home early.

17) Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I know in theory how to shoot a gun, but I have never shot one. There are few guns where I live. I have shot a paint ball gun and it was awesome so I probably shouldn’t be given a real gun.

18) If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
My dogs, though knowing them they’d bite me and leave me to burn.

19) How often do you read books?
Sporadically.

20) Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future, when we all have robot butlers. I can’t wait for the robot butlers.

27) Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Why on God’s earth would anyone do that? There’s only one thing in there and that’s a phone.

*EDIT - I have just realised that this says 'photo booth' not 'phone booth'. Yes I have.

28) What was your favourite job?
I quite enjoyed taking photos of children in Santa’s Grotto, but the work dried up around Boxing Day, which wasn’t ideal

29) Do you look like your mom or dad?
Yes.


30) How long does it take you in the shower?
Depends who I’m thinking about. Oh you mean the shower? 15 minutes.

31) Do you own a camera phone?
My phone apparently does have a camera, but the quality is so low that the pictures I take on it look like it has cataracts.

32) Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
No, I think that’s tragic. All I keep is memories and lists of their fears.

33) Was your mom a cheerleader?
No, my mum was a pothead

34) Do you like care bears?
What’s not to like? As a female I think I am hard wired to like teddy bears with pictures of rainbows on them.

35) What do you buy at the movies?
That Tom Cruise is straight. Most of the time.

 

Comments

[cabri729.livejournal.com]

I can't stop giggling over the photo booth answer. Hehehehe...

And it's a darned shame you don't play the accordion and guitar at the same time, I could've gotten you a gig in the states! =P