My Favourite Spam and Writer's Block 7/7

Spam on gmail is so much more fun than normal spam. Spam subjects can range from the poetic to the arresting, to the downright filthy, but always something a little different. Today I thought I would compile a list of my favourite spam titles by category from the 322 spam emails I currently have in my folder. 

Romantic 

"Together Forever"
"A small thing that makes your lady happy" (A statement in complete opposition to most of the emails in there)
"You make my world special" (Thankyou mark.hardy)

Slightly less romantic

"Make it large and steady as rock" (Steady? Is that a good thing now? I don't want to balance a cup of tea on it! Well, maybe...)
"Britney strips down to undies" (Are we in the 1920s? I think modern gentlemen want a bit more than this)
"Take her from behind" (From the unsuitably named 'Mildred')

Frankly baffling

"African bushmen reveal genital growth secrets"
"A GOOD OLD COUNRTY BOY THATS GOOD TO THEIR WOMEN"
"Bombards cocking"

Miscellaneous

"Agree to be sick? No way!"
"Come alive!"

Writer's Block,  it's all over! Has it been interesting? Sort of. I might pay more attention to them in future.

Talk about the movie that you love to hate the most, and why.

I don't really understand this question, does it mean a movie that I hate but like watching? Or a movie which I love which is awful? Either way I can't think of one. My top three quite embarrassing films are :

1. Police Academy 5 : Assignment : Miami Beach

I like this because it has two colons in the title, and because it is incredibly stupid. Rene Auberjonois is in it as a diamond thief.

2. Bring It On

Come on, it's awesome!

3. National Lampoon's European Vacation

Some say this is the worst of the Vacation films but I like the bit where they are going round and round the London roundabout.

Elsewhere in DS Manor....

Me and my Dad rolled out a 41/50 on the Lion quiz. 

I started a new online game called Twighlight something. I actually signed up to Second Life but as soon as someone said anything to me I bailed out. I don't like talking to strangers on the internet.

3 days til Cribs in Coventry, 5 days til London. Come on!